![]() 09/03/2014 at 18:30 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Do not, DO NOT, read that Jez article.
Don't do it.
DON'T
Imagine Gandalf holding onto that bridge saying - "fly, you fools!"
I'm the Gandalf. Don't be the fools.
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I'm not going to read that article, but I can verify that rotten broccoli is one of the most awful smells imaginable. I have no idea what the rest of the article means, and I don't intend to find out.
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I went ahead and read it because 1) I'm an adult, I should be able to handle these things, and 2) I felt like defying someone today.
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oh god. I didn't read it but i very well know what diva cup is. HOLY MOSES UGH.
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I can make certain guesses, an I certainly don't intend to find out if I'm right
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Um... pro tip...
duh.
(I love Jez, I comment there as much as I do on Jalopnik, but that post? NOT FUCKING CLICKING).
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So... I shouldn't explain it?
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I read it while taking a dump. Goddamnit.
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Well, if you must....
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Whew, you had me scared. All I saw in my notification thing was "Um...pro tip..." And I thought u were gonna say like "dude, not cool, don't post about Jez like that or you will get banned". I'm relieved.
And I mean yeah I make my way over there sometimes, I have no beef with Jez, but lord, good lord, was that one just graphic in all the wrong ways.
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Hahahaha exactly how I felt
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I had to google what a 'diva' cup was.
Fuck that shit. Nope.
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No no no... I'm all for common sense. This one, I know what those things are... NOPE.
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Nope x 100000
I would rather jump into a bathtub full of spider-snakes.
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You're the one who sent us there earlier today and now you're telling us to stay away. Make up your damn mind already.
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Why is it that only the most disgusting posts over there hit the "Hot Item" ticker?
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Oh Jesus.
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EDIT: Was going to add this text. THANKS KINJA.
I think a lot of people are unaware of how the act of them viewing an article causes more articles in a similar vein to be posted.
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I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
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Idk, I can't see them anymore anyways because I tore out my eyes from the retina.